A couple of days ago my grandmother informed me that people who do yoga are crazy. I told her I used to do yoga three times a week, and she looked at me with ill regard and disbelief. She thinks it's sinning.
Today, my best friend told me that her niece, a four-year-old who does yoga at her pre-school, said she was getting fat.
Perhaps people who do yoga are crazy. Or maybe it's just the babies who are crazy. I should consult my new baby book. When I have kids should I expect to have a bunch of crazies running around, worrying about their baby fat when they're still babies? I guess I'll consult the book before I get too worried about this. I wonder if there's a chapter about how to adjust to the expansion of the now gaping hole/vagina, if you could still call it that, between a new mother's legs. I think that scares me more than raising a child. Am I crazy?
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